It’s about respect
The scene: a media work room in the bowels of Icahn Stadium in New York. Time: About an hour after the end of the Reebok Grand Prix. It is silent except for the sound of laptop keyboards.
The door opens, and TYSON GAY peers around the room. Quietly, he walks to the far wall and picks up a meet poster. He is halfway back to the door, when
REPORTER: Hey, do you have a credential for this room?

May 31st, 2009 at 12:16 am
So what did he say? Maybe something like, “Yeah, I have _two_ credentials: 9.77 and 19.58″?
May 31st, 2009 at 5:39 am
He actually looked scared for a minute, before he figured out the joke. I swear the man doesn’t have an ounce of presumption in his body.